"fuck the haters yo"

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

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gallana:

beerito:

rnickey:

how do i make friends

add two cups of chopped lettuce

(Source: snapchatting, via just-katherine)

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

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peanutbutta:

It either takes me 5 months to read a book or I read five of them in 2 days. There is no inbetween.

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